Hello, and welcome to the sweet and roo review page. This page is the reviews to the cheesegrater gigs from the point of view of the piss heads. (we are wankered at the moment!)

Heartsmeare(don’t know how to spell it)
Sweetpea:
Well, this was my first experience of the cheese. I must say, I was very impressed, but my expectations were low! This was the only cheesegrater gig ive been to when I haven’t been arseholed. Acidseed wernt bad either, but I left for the next band, well it was a very long time ago and I don’t remember much!
Roo:
Lets eat schlong!!!!!! Sorry didn’t mean to say that. Um right well er cheesegrater, great. I think theyre a lovely bunch of young men with a clear vision of what they want to do with their lives. As for their musical ability, I refuse to comment.
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Park hotel
Sweetpea:
Erm, erm, sorry I cant remember! Ask someone else!!!
Roo:
Oh yeah, Diss. Um sorry guys but you sucked that night. I remember that night because the guy I queered it up with was there!!! Tits and footy, tits and footy, tits and footy.
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Roydon
Sweetpea:
Well, I remember this a little better, it was good to see the mustard bandits playing in diss! Yeh I must say I had a lot of fun! And cheesegrater played very well, actually I was drunk, but I enjoyed “were going down the pub” with a can of carling a lot! And running across the stage with gary was fun! And then I cant remember much more!
Roo:
A wicked night! I was well drunk!!! You guys more than made up for Diss. Big respect to Al for cleaning up Beany’s puke! Mustard Bandits were also fucking bitchin’ not to mention Acidseed who also ruled. Hopefully the Brooke gig will be just as good!
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Apollo
Sweetpea:
I enjoyed septico pene a lot, and cheesegrater were ace too, even though we got told off for hitting each other. And mark, u were very good too! Guest, yeh ok, heard it all before, but danger mouse I was impressed by, even though they just did covers. And also I didn’t get too drunk that night! And I must say, I like the tie stebbs!
Roo:
I was well pissed that night. Taylor, you was being a bit of a player that night!!!!! Especially when you tried it on with Kerry!!! Um I cant really remember whether or not you rocked but I do remember Greg and Stebbs were well hung over from the morning when they drank a shitload of cider, so you guys probably sucked. Oh was that the night I sang? Wicked!!!!!
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Er….wortham? where the fucks wortham??
Sweetpea:
Yeh, er that tiny village round a field right?? Not bad! I missed acid seed cause me and roo were down the dolphin with stebbs and al(front man from septic penis or septico pene). Not bad gig, I was quite wankered actually, but no were nearly as wankered as al(the drummer from that band). And I got wankered on cider, so twice as good!!!
Roo:
Stebbs was looking well emo that night wearing my glasses…Schlong!!! I thought Al really held you guys together that night!! That gig was cool cos you did that song about me choosing beer over head…BITCHIN’
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Well, that was it, the sweet and roo review, stay tuned boys and girls for more cheesey storys, maybe Friday??? Im planning to get more wankered than ever before! How about u roo?
Damn straight bitch!!!
Oh and then brooke, wicked! Where the fucks brooke any one?
Don’t worry Sweet, we’ll find it…Oh bollox here we go again!!!
Any one got a free seat back from brooke to er beccles or harleston?? Please!!